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These are some little funny stories that a friend makes up.

Punishment

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

She tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,
so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? Cause their really good at it. Smile
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I only drink to make other people more interesting. [Ernest Hemingway]

Sorry, that's all I could come up with Wink
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Lady walks into my ice cream shop and orders a chocolate ice cream cone.
I told her I was sorry, but we ran out of chocolate ice cream.
She says ... Ok, I'll just have a chocolate shake with chocolate ice cream.
I told her again that we ran out.
She said ... Ok then, I'll just have a chocolate Sunday with chocolate ice cream.
Now I'm mad so I asked her, how do you spell the Van in vanilla ?
She answered ... V A N
I asked her how do you spell the Straw in strawberry ?
She answered ... S T R A W
Then I asked her ... how do you spell the Fu_k in chocolate ?
She answered ... There is no Fu_k in chocolate
I screamed ... That's Right Lady, There Is No Fu_kin Chocolate.

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Two Astronauts are standing on a Martian Plain.

The one astronaut is holding a rock and is examining it with a magnifying glass, He says,"this proves it, There was life on Mars.?

The second astronaut has stopped in his tracks, and yells, "That monster behind you proves there still is life on Mars."

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

(You probably knew that one already...)
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